guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
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