Umm I'm too high to move.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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