Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
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