David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
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