the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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