Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
I Just paid off the bartender to help me convince this chic my roommate's gay. This is the best cockblock ever.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
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