I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
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