what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
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