The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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