It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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