Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
I don't usually arrange sex via text message
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
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