just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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