I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
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