its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
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