they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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