It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
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