The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
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