brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
I am such a fucking liability at weddings. I ended up making out with this married 40-year-old that told me that basically if I came home with him and be a sex partner for him and his wife, I would never have to pay for anything again. Extremely considered it.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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