The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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