i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
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