no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
I just googled if crying burns calories
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
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