This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Thanks to blow jobs, my margarita's at the bar are only 3dollars.
dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
I just called my kid butt plug. Does that make me a bad mommy??
This may be the most diplomatic thing you've ever said
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