And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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