I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
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i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
dude, that chick is coming to see me and stay for 2 nights. I'm hitting the 3rd in the trifecta of friends.
You're one hell of a depraved bastard dude, I'm borderline speechless. You officially win.
They all have matching tattoos so they're all official bffs. I love my life.
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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