or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
Randomize
