yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
Randomize