I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
When we found you, you were half crying/half singing Taylor swift songs at 2am in the bathroom, and occasionally puking. I think I get "friend of the year" award just for putting up with your drunk ass all night.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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