Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
I need a hoe opinion
go on
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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