can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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