weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
my shit smells like andre
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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