Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
Hey, so I'm not coming into work til Friday. Some guy I've known for about 8 hours just offered me a free vacation to Maui and bought my plane ticket. He's Aussie so I'm 75% sure he won't murder me
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
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