I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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