Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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