I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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