What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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