What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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