that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
Randomize
