Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
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