We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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