You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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