he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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