Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
P.S. I can't hear my feet
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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