Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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