i'm like carrie bradshaw but prettier and with a penis
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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