Fuck appropriateness.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
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