Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
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