how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
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