He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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