WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
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