Farmville is her only friend.
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
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