I swear she didn't look like that last week.
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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