it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
I just found little boats floating in my bathtub....they are made out of white castle boxes, condoms, pickles, and corks. All the wine we bought is being used as the "ocean"....clearly we didn't drink any of the wine.....but I don't remember doing this.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
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