WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
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