oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
During breaking dawn, he leaned over and asked me why she would have to worry about her period since she essentially just married a walking super-absorbant tampon... It was the best way to ruin those movies for me.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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